1 00:00:03,003 --> 00:00:05,961 MAN ON TV: I'm afraid your services won't be required here, sir! 2 00:00:06,715 --> 00:00:08,581 My men have examined the evidence, 3 00:00:08,759 --> 00:00:10,670 and this is obviously an accident. 4 00:00:11,220 --> 00:00:12,631 (QUACKING) 5 00:00:16,308 --> 00:00:17,514 What? 6 00:00:17,684 --> 00:00:20,392 ANNOUNCER: Duck-tective will return after these messages. 7 00:00:21,980 --> 00:00:23,721 That duck is a genius. 8 00:00:23,941 --> 00:00:26,353 Eh. It's easier to find clues when you're that close to the ground. 9 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:29,481 Are you saying you could outwit Duck-tective? 10 00:00:29,696 --> 00:00:32,404 Mabel, I have very keen powers of observation. 11 00:00:32,616 --> 00:00:34,448 For example, just by smelling your breath, 12 00:00:34,660 --> 00:00:36,446 I can tell that you have been eating... 13 00:00:36,662 --> 00:00:39,996 (SNIFFS) ...an entire tube of toothpaste? 14 00:00:40,332 --> 00:00:41,993 It was so sparkly. 15 00:00:42,209 --> 00:00:44,496 Hey, dudes. You'll never guess what I found! 16 00:00:44,711 --> 00:00:45,872 -Buried treasure! -Buried... 17 00:00:46,213 --> 00:00:48,329 (LAUGHS) Hey, I was gonna say that! 18 00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:49,838 So I was cleaning up 19 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:52,838 when I found this secret door hidden behind the wallpaper. 20 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:55,636 It's crazy-bonkers creepy! 21 00:00:55,847 --> 00:00:56,757 (HINGES SQUEAK) 22 00:00:59,476 --> 00:01:02,309 Whoa! It's a secret wax museum. 23 00:01:02,479 --> 00:01:04,220 They're so life-like! 24 00:01:04,481 --> 00:01:05,767 -Except for that one. -Hello! 25 00:01:05,983 --> 00:01:06,893 (KIDS SCREAM) 26 00:01:07,401 --> 00:01:09,938 (CHUCKLES) It's just me, your Grunkle Stan! 27 00:01:10,153 --> 00:01:11,314 (ALL SCREAM LOUDER) 28 00:01:12,489 --> 00:01:14,446 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 29 00:01:52,529 --> 00:01:54,861 Behold the Gravity Falls Wax Museum. 30 00:01:55,073 --> 00:01:57,110 It was one of our most popular attractions, 31 00:01:57,326 --> 00:01:58,691 before I forgot all about it. 32 00:01:58,910 --> 00:02:01,823 I got 'em all! Genghis Khan, Sherlock Holmes, 33 00:02:02,039 --> 00:02:04,576 some kinda, I don't know, goblin man. 34 00:02:04,791 --> 00:02:06,873 (SHUDDERS) Is anyone else getting the creeps here? 35 00:02:07,085 --> 00:02:10,168 And now, for my personal favorite, Wax Abraham Lincoln! 36 00:02:10,380 --> 00:02:14,999 Right over... Oh, no, come on! Who left the blinds open? 37 00:02:15,218 --> 00:02:18,131 Wax John Wilkes Booth, I'm looking in your direction! 38 00:02:18,347 --> 00:02:20,964 How do you fix a wax figure? 39 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:24,934 Cheer up, Grunkle Stan! Where's that smile? 40 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:26,431 -Meh. -Bep bop hoop. 41 00:02:26,647 --> 00:02:27,557 Ow. 42 00:02:27,981 --> 00:02:29,221 Don't worry, Grunkle Stan, 43 00:02:29,399 --> 00:02:32,141 I'll make you a new wax figure from all this old wax! 44 00:02:32,402 --> 00:02:34,609 You really think you could make one of these puppies? 45 00:02:34,821 --> 00:02:37,483 Grunkle Stan, I'm an arts and crafts master. 46 00:02:37,699 --> 00:02:40,111 Why do you think I always have this glue gun stuck to my arm? 47 00:02:40,285 --> 00:02:41,320 (GRUNTS) 48 00:02:41,787 --> 00:02:43,152 I like your gumption, kid! 49 00:02:43,413 --> 00:02:45,450 I don't know what that word means, but thank you! 50 00:02:47,209 --> 00:02:48,540 'Dipper! '(COUGHS) 51 00:02:48,752 --> 00:02:50,618 What do you think of my wax figure idea? 52 00:02:50,879 --> 00:02:54,372 She's part fairy princess and part horse fairy princess. 53 00:02:54,966 --> 00:02:57,583 Maybe you should carve something from real life. 54 00:02:58,011 --> 00:03:00,298 Like a waffle with big arms! 55 00:03:00,681 --> 00:03:04,845 Okay. Or, you know, something else. Like someone in your family. 56 00:03:05,060 --> 00:03:07,427 Kids, have you seen my pants? 57 00:03:09,481 --> 00:03:12,690 Oh, Muse, you work in mysterious ways! 58 00:03:12,901 --> 00:03:14,608 Why's your sister talking to the ceiling? 59 00:03:28,375 --> 00:03:31,413 I think it needs more glitter. 60 00:03:31,628 --> 00:03:32,959 Ag reed. 61 00:03:34,381 --> 00:03:36,247 I found my pants, but now I'm missing my... 62 00:03:36,466 --> 00:03:37,547 (SCREAMING) 63 00:03:39,511 --> 00:03:40,626 What do you think? 64 00:03:41,012 --> 00:03:44,425 I think the wax museum's back in business! 65 00:03:52,399 --> 00:03:54,640 I can't believe this many people showed up! 66 00:03:54,860 --> 00:03:57,693 I know, right? Your uncle probably bribed 'em or something. 67 00:03:57,904 --> 00:03:58,814 He bribed me! 68 00:03:59,030 --> 00:04:00,065 (BOTH LAUGH) 69 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:03,281 (COUGHS) 70 00:04:03,577 --> 00:04:04,908 (MICROPHONE FEEDBACK) 71 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:07,908 You all know me, folks, town darlin', Mr. Mystery. 72 00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:10,118 Please, ladies, control yourselves. 73 00:04:10,417 --> 00:04:11,532 (FLIES BUZZING) 74 00:04:12,544 --> 00:04:15,377 As you know, I always bring the people of this fair town 75 00:04:15,589 --> 00:04:16,750 novelties and befuddlements, 76 00:04:16,923 --> 00:04:19,210 the likes of which the world has never known. 77 00:04:19,509 --> 00:04:21,045 But enough about me. 78 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:23,798 Behold, me! 79 00:04:24,014 --> 00:04:25,880 (FAN FARE PLAYING) 80 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:28,136 Ye-ah! Ye-ye-ye-ye-ye-ah! 81 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:31,226 (COUGHING) 82 00:04:31,646 --> 00:04:34,263 And now a word from our own Mabelangelo. 83 00:04:34,441 --> 00:04:35,431 It's Mabel. 84 00:04:35,650 --> 00:04:37,266 Thank you for coming! 85 00:04:37,444 --> 00:04:40,186 I made this sculpture with my own two hands! 86 00:04:40,405 --> 00:04:44,524 It's covered in my blood, sweat, tears, and other fluids. 87 00:04:44,785 --> 00:04:46,071 -Ugh! -ALL: Ewww! 88 00:04:46,828 --> 00:04:50,742 Heh heh. Yeah. I will now take questions. You there! 89 00:04:50,957 --> 00:04:52,868 Old Man McGucket, local kook. 90 00:04:53,043 --> 00:04:55,580 Are the wax figures alive, and follow up question, 91 00:04:55,796 --> 00:04:57,787 can I survive the Wax Man uprising? 92 00:04:58,006 --> 00:05:00,589 Um... Yes! Next question. 93 00:05:00,759 --> 00:05:02,921 Toby Determined, Gravity Falls Gossiper. 94 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:06,174 Do you really think this constitutes a wonder of the world? 95 00:05:06,473 --> 00:05:08,464 Your microphone's a turkey baster, Toby. 96 00:05:08,642 --> 00:05:10,804 -It certainly is. -Next question! 97 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:13,556 Shandra Jimenez, a real reporter. 98 00:05:13,772 --> 00:05:16,981 Your fliers promised free pizza with admission to this event. 99 00:05:17,192 --> 00:05:18,148 Is this true? 100 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:20,317 MAN 1: That's what I heard. MAN 2: Come on! 101 00:05:20,529 --> 00:05:21,644 -Unbelievable! -What a rip-off. 102 00:05:21,863 --> 00:05:23,194 Pizza? I want my pizza. 103 00:05:23,406 --> 00:05:26,114 That was a typo. Goodnight, everyone! 104 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:27,566 (ALL YELLING ANGRILY) 105 00:05:29,412 --> 00:05:30,368 (SIGHS) 106 00:05:33,750 --> 00:05:34,990 In your face! 107 00:05:35,293 --> 00:05:36,624 I'm not coming back here. 108 00:05:37,128 --> 00:05:38,289 I think that went well. 109 00:05:40,924 --> 00:05:43,416 Hot pumpkin pie! Look at all this cash! 110 00:05:43,635 --> 00:05:44,841 I owe it all to one person. 111 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:46,714 This guy! 112 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:48,341 Oh! (CHUCKLES) 113 00:05:48,557 --> 00:05:49,763 Yeah, you too, you little gremlin. 114 00:05:49,975 --> 00:05:50,965 Now you kids wash up. 115 00:05:51,226 --> 00:05:53,843 We got another long day of fleecing rubes tomorrow. Go! Go! 116 00:05:54,062 --> 00:05:55,552 (SIGHS) Kids. 117 00:05:56,189 --> 00:06:00,649 Well, Duck-tective, it seems you've really quacked the case. 118 00:06:00,902 --> 00:06:02,358 (QUACKING) 119 00:06:02,779 --> 00:06:03,769 (LAUGHS) 120 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:07,235 Stupid duck. Well, I'm gonna use the john. 121 00:06:07,742 --> 00:06:08,732 You need anything? 122 00:06:09,619 --> 00:06:10,609 (LAUGHS) 123 00:06:10,871 --> 00:06:13,363 I love this guy! Don't you go nowhere. 124 00:06:14,457 --> 00:06:15,413 (WOLF HOWLS DISTANTLY) 125 00:06:16,668 --> 00:06:17,783 (wmo WHISTLES) 126 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:23,964 Dipper, you wanna do a toothbrush race? 127 00:06:24,175 --> 00:06:27,918 -Okay. -STAN: No, no, no! 128 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:31,798 Wax Stan, he's been murdered! 129 00:06:32,017 --> 00:06:33,178 (GRANDFATHER CLOCK CHIMES) 130 00:06:33,685 --> 00:06:34,641 (CHIMES) 131 00:06:35,228 --> 00:06:36,184 (CHIMES) 132 00:06:36,897 --> 00:06:37,853 (SWOONS) 133 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:39,312 (POLICE RADIO CHATTER) 134 00:06:42,319 --> 00:06:43,684 I get up to use the john, right? 135 00:06:43,904 --> 00:06:46,771 And when I come back, blammo! He's headless! 136 00:06:47,157 --> 00:06:50,149 My expert handcrafting, besmirched. 137 00:06:50,368 --> 00:06:52,405 Besmirched! 138 00:06:52,621 --> 00:06:53,986 Who would do something like this? 139 00:06:54,289 --> 00:06:56,075 What's your opinion, Sheriff Blubs? 140 00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:59,701 Look, we'd love to help you folks, but let's face the facts. 141 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:02,036 This case is unsolvable. 142 00:07:02,255 --> 00:07:03,120 -What? -What? 143 00:07:03,340 --> 00:07:04,922 You take that back, Sheriff Blubs! 144 00:07:05,133 --> 00:07:07,670 You're kidding, right? There must be evidence, motives. 145 00:07:07,844 --> 00:07:09,050 You know, I could help, if you want. 146 00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:12,721 He's really good. He figured out who was eating our tin cans! 147 00:07:12,974 --> 00:07:14,806 All signs pointed to the goat. 148 00:07:15,018 --> 00:07:18,181 Yeah, yeah, let the boy help. He's got a little brain up in his head. 149 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:20,517 Whoo! Would you look at what we got here! 150 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:23,061 City Boy thinks he's gonna solve a mystery 151 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:25,734 with his fancy computer phone. 152 00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:28,608 City Boy! City Boy! 153 00:07:28,823 --> 00:07:30,530 You are adorable! 154 00:07:30,742 --> 00:07:32,403 -Adorable? -(BOTH LAUGH) 155 00:07:33,161 --> 00:07:34,401 He's adorable! 156 00:07:34,704 --> 00:07:38,368 Look, PJs, how about you leave the investigating to the grownups, 157 00:07:38,583 --> 00:07:39,493 okay? 158 00:07:39,709 --> 00:07:41,165 MAN ON RADIO: Attention all units. Steve is going to fit 159 00:07:41,378 --> 00:07:42,789 an entire cantaloupe in his mouth. 160 00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:44,249 Repeat, an entire cantaloupe. 161 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:45,750 It's a 23-16! 162 00:07:45,924 --> 00:07:46,789 Let's move. 163 00:07:47,008 --> 00:07:48,123 (BOTH LAUGHING) 164 00:07:48,635 --> 00:07:51,627 That's it! Mabel, you and me are going to find the jerk who did this 165 00:07:51,805 --> 00:07:53,011 and get back that head! 166 00:07:53,223 --> 00:07:55,464 Then we'll see who's adorable. 167 00:07:56,017 --> 00:07:56,927 (SNEEZES) 168 00:07:57,143 --> 00:07:59,259 Aww! You sneeze like a kitten. 169 00:08:01,022 --> 00:08:04,185 Wax Stan has lost his head, and it's up to us to find it. 170 00:08:06,611 --> 00:08:09,228 There were a lot of unhappy customers at the unveiling. 171 00:08:09,447 --> 00:08:11,529 The murderer could have been anyone! 172 00:08:12,033 --> 00:08:13,819 Gasp! Even us! 173 00:08:14,119 --> 00:08:15,985 In this town, anything is possible. 174 00:08:16,162 --> 00:08:19,245 Ghosts, zombies... Could be months before we find our first clue. 175 00:08:19,457 --> 00:08:20,947 Hey, look! A clue! 176 00:08:21,543 --> 00:08:23,409 DIPPER: Footprints in the shag carpet. 177 00:08:23,628 --> 00:08:26,086 MABEL: That's weird. They've got a hole in them. 178 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:28,080 And they're leading to... 179 00:08:28,299 --> 00:08:29,209 (BOTH GASP) 180 00:08:31,636 --> 00:08:32,751 So what do you think? 181 00:08:32,971 --> 00:08:34,962 In my opinion? This is an ax. 182 00:08:35,265 --> 00:08:38,178 Wait a minute. The lumberjack! 183 00:08:38,435 --> 00:08:39,470 -Of course! -Of course! 184 00:08:39,853 --> 00:08:41,093 In your face! 185 00:08:41,479 --> 00:08:44,096 He was furious when he didn't get that free pizza. 186 00:08:44,315 --> 00:08:47,023 Furious enough for murder! 187 00:08:47,235 --> 00:08:48,225 You mean Manly Dan? 188 00:08:48,403 --> 00:08:50,986 Yeah, he hangs out at this crazy intense biker joint downtown. 189 00:08:51,197 --> 00:08:52,858 Then that's where we're going. 190 00:08:53,074 --> 00:08:55,782 Dude, this is awesome. You two are, like, the Mystery Twins. 191 00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:56,992 Don't call us that. 192 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:00,036 (GRUNTS) 193 00:09:00,248 --> 00:09:02,080 Hey, give me a hand with this coffin, will you? 194 00:09:02,459 --> 00:09:04,496 I'm doing a memorial service for Wax Stan. 195 00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:06,497 Something small but classy. 196 00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:10,626 Sorry, Grunkle Stan, but we've got a big break in the case. 197 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:11,710 Break in the case! 198 00:09:11,926 --> 00:09:14,839 We're heading into town right now to interrogate the murderer. 199 00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:17,513 We have an ax! (MIMICS HORROR MOVIE MUSIC) 200 00:09:17,682 --> 00:09:18,843 That seems like the kind of thing 201 00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:20,845 a responsible parent wouldn't want you doing. 202 00:09:21,519 --> 00:09:24,227 Good thing I'm an uncle. Avenge me, kids! 203 00:09:24,439 --> 00:09:26,726 Avenge me! 204 00:09:33,656 --> 00:09:35,192 This is the place. 205 00:09:36,493 --> 00:09:37,449 (GASPS) 206 00:09:37,660 --> 00:09:39,276 Got the fake IDs? 207 00:09:40,205 --> 00:09:41,912 Here goes nothing. 208 00:09:43,208 --> 00:09:45,370 Sorry, but we don't serve miners. 209 00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:47,956 Dag-nabbit! 210 00:09:49,756 --> 00:09:51,588 We're here to interrogate Manly Dan the lumberjack 211 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:52,961 for the murder of Wax Stan. 212 00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:54,461 Deeche-eeche-eet. 213 00:09:55,845 --> 00:09:56,801 Works for me. 214 00:09:57,055 --> 00:09:58,545 MAN 1: Hey, get out of here! MAN 2: Hey, come here, you! 215 00:09:58,723 --> 00:10:00,339 -(PEOPLE YELLING) -He hit me! 216 00:10:01,142 --> 00:10:02,257 (GLASS BREAKING) 217 00:10:03,895 --> 00:10:04,851 (FIGHTING NOISES) 218 00:10:05,063 --> 00:10:05,973 MAN 3: My leg! Please! 219 00:10:09,526 --> 00:10:10,687 He's resting. 220 00:10:10,902 --> 00:10:13,109 All right, let's just try to blend in, okay? 221 00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:14,861 You got it, Dippingsauce! 222 00:10:15,824 --> 00:10:18,156 Hey there, fellow restaurant patron! 223 00:10:18,368 --> 00:10:19,233 Bap! 224 00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:20,863 (GROWLS) 225 00:10:21,746 --> 00:10:22,952 (GRUNTING) 226 00:10:23,873 --> 00:10:26,240 Manly Dan! Just the guy I wanted to see. 227 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:27,449 Where were you last night? 228 00:10:27,669 --> 00:10:28,875 Punchin' the clock. 229 00:10:29,045 --> 00:10:31,912 -You were at work? -No, I was punching that clock! 230 00:10:32,882 --> 00:10:35,544 10 p.m., the time of the murder. 231 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:38,343 So, I guess you've never seen this before? 232 00:10:38,721 --> 00:10:40,587 -Listen, little girl... -Actually, I'm... 233 00:10:40,765 --> 00:10:43,803 I wouldn't pick my teeth with that ax. It's left-handed. 234 00:10:44,018 --> 00:10:47,306 I only use my right hand. The manly hand! 235 00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:50,764 Get him, get him! (GIGGLES) 236 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:53,395 Left-handed. 237 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:56,190 Three, four, five, six. 238 00:10:56,364 --> 00:10:59,277 Oh! Your wife is gonna be beautiful! 239 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:00,448 Yes! 240 00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:02,776 Mabel, big break in the case. 241 00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:04,779 But will she love me? 242 00:11:05,039 --> 00:11:06,450 It's a left-handed ax. 243 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:09,533 These are all our suspects. Manly Dan is right-handed. 244 00:11:10,044 --> 00:11:12,456 That means all we gotta do is find our left-handed suspect, 245 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:13,787 and we've got our killer! 246 00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:16,920 Oh, man! We are on fire today! 247 00:11:17,135 --> 00:11:18,591 (IMITATES LASER BLASTS) 248 00:11:18,803 --> 00:11:20,544 Let's find that murderer! 249 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:39,154 (WHISTLES) 250 00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:55,412 (GASPS) Mabel! There's only one person left on this list. 251 00:11:55,632 --> 00:11:57,498 Of course! It all adds up! 252 00:11:57,842 --> 00:11:58,957 (SIREN WAILING) 253 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:02,965 You kids better be right about this, 254 00:12:03,181 --> 00:12:04,637 or you'll never hear the end of it. 255 00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:06,681 The evidence is irrefutable. 256 00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:08,475 It's so irrefutable. 257 00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:10,602 I'm gonna get to use my nightstick! 258 00:12:10,813 --> 00:12:12,099 You ready? You ready, little fella'? 259 00:12:12,357 --> 00:12:13,563 -Whoo! -Whoo! 260 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:16,316 On three. One, two... 261 00:12:17,028 --> 00:12:18,189 Nobody move! This is a raid! 262 00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:21,112 What is this? Some kind of raid? 263 00:12:22,867 --> 00:12:25,154 Toby Determined, you're under arrest for the murder 264 00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:27,327 of the wax body of Grunkle Stan! 265 00:12:27,538 --> 00:12:29,654 You have the right to remain impressed 266 00:12:29,874 --> 00:12:32,036 with our awesome detective work. 267 00:12:32,543 --> 00:12:35,456 Gobbling goose feathers! I don't understand! 268 00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:37,203 Then allow me to explain. 269 00:12:37,507 --> 00:12:39,874 You were hoping that Grunkle Stan's new attraction 270 00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:43,256 would be the story that saved your failing newspaper. 271 00:12:43,554 --> 00:12:44,635 But when the show was a flop, 272 00:12:44,847 --> 00:12:47,509 you decided to go out and make your own headline. 273 00:12:49,018 --> 00:12:50,133 But you were sloppy! 274 00:12:50,353 --> 00:12:52,720 And all the clues pointed to a shabby-shoed reporter 275 00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:54,725 who was caught left-handed. 276 00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:57,854 Toby Determined, you're yesterday's news. 277 00:12:58,861 --> 00:13:04,231 Boy, your little knees must be sore from jumping to conclusions! 278 00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:05,531 Ha-cha-cha! 279 00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:07,734 I had nothing to do with that murder. 280 00:13:07,954 --> 00:13:09,786 I knew it! Wait, what did you say? Nothing? 281 00:13:09,998 --> 00:13:11,113 -He said nothing. -What? Could you repeat... 282 00:13:11,332 --> 00:13:13,573 Then where were you the night of the break-in? 283 00:13:13,835 --> 00:13:14,791 Um... 284 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,503 Finally, we can be alone, 285 00:13:18,715 --> 00:13:22,834 cardboard cut-out of female news reporter, Shandra Jimenez! 286 00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:24,384 (SMOOCHES) 287 00:13:25,013 --> 00:13:26,219 -Ew! -Yuck! 288 00:13:26,597 --> 00:13:27,837 Time-stamp confirms it. 289 00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:30,640 Toby, you're off the hook, you freak of nature. 290 00:13:30,852 --> 00:13:31,762 Hurray! 291 00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:34,720 But it has to be him! Check the ax for fingerprints! 292 00:13:36,107 --> 00:13:37,313 No prints at all. 293 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:38,807 No prints? 294 00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:40,643 I got a headline for you. 295 00:13:40,862 --> 00:13:43,194 "City kids waste everyone's time!" 296 00:13:43,406 --> 00:13:44,942 (LAUGHING) 297 00:13:46,701 --> 00:13:50,569 Boy, I'd be pretty embarrassed if I was you two! 298 00:13:57,211 --> 00:14:01,751 Kids, Soos, lifeless wax figures, thank you all for coming. 299 00:14:01,966 --> 00:14:02,922 (BLOWS NOSE) 300 00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:04,833 Some people might say it's wrong 301 00:14:05,053 --> 00:14:07,340 for a man to love a wax replica of himself. 302 00:14:07,555 --> 00:14:08,420 They're wrong! 303 00:14:08,639 --> 00:14:09,549 Easy, Soos. 304 00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:13,217 Wax Stan, I hope you're picking pockets in wax heaven. 305 00:14:13,811 --> 00:14:16,178 I'm sorry, I've got glitter in my eye! 306 00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:18,058 (sesame) Dude! 307 00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:20,311 (SIGHS) Those cops were right about me. 308 00:14:20,651 --> 00:14:23,985 Dipper, we've come so far. We can't give up now! 309 00:14:24,614 --> 00:14:29,154 But I considered everything, the weapon, the motive, the clues... 310 00:14:29,452 --> 00:14:30,408 (SIGHS) 311 00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:33,449 Wax Stan's shoe has a hole in it. 312 00:14:33,664 --> 00:14:34,995 All the wax guys have that. 313 00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:38,291 It's where the pole-thingy attaches to their stand-dealies. 314 00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:43,005 Wait a minute! What has holes in its shoes and no fingerprints? 315 00:14:43,341 --> 00:14:45,332 Mabel! The murderers are... 316 00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:48,088 Standing right behind you? 317 00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:55,350 Wax Sherlock Holmes! Wax Shakespeare! Wax Coolio? 318 00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:56,430 Wassup, Holmes? 319 00:14:57,772 --> 00:14:58,978 Oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh. 320 00:14:59,774 --> 00:15:02,607 Congratulations, my two amateur sleuths. 321 00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:07,279 You've unburied the truth. And now we're going to bury you! 322 00:15:11,202 --> 00:15:16,197 Bravo, Dipper Pines! You've discovered our little secret. 323 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:20,375 Applaud, everyone! Applaud sarcastically. 324 00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:24,079 No, that sounds too sincere. Slow clap. There we go. 325 00:15:24,298 --> 00:15:25,459 Nice and condescending. 326 00:15:25,675 --> 00:15:28,167 But how is this possible? You're made of wax! 327 00:15:28,386 --> 00:15:30,343 Are you magic? 328 00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:34,344 Are we magic? She wants to know if we're magic. 329 00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:36,432 We're cursed! 330 00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:38,513 Cursed! Cursed! 331 00:15:38,729 --> 00:15:41,892 Cursed to come to life whenever the moon is waxing! 332 00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:46,067 Your uncle bought us many years ago at a garage sale. 333 00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:48,190 A haunted garage sale, son! 334 00:15:51,325 --> 00:15:54,488 I must warn you, these statues come at a terrible price. 335 00:15:54,745 --> 00:15:55,701 Twenty dollars? 336 00:15:55,913 --> 00:15:57,199 I'll just take 'em when you're not looking. 337 00:15:57,415 --> 00:15:59,281 -What? -I said I was gonna rob you. 338 00:15:59,542 --> 00:16:03,206 SHERLOCK: And so the Mystery Shack wax collection was born. 339 00:16:03,421 --> 00:16:06,163 By day, we would be the playthings of man. 340 00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:09,299 COOLIO: But when your uncle went to sleep, we would rule the night! 341 00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:11,592 -Hey, I told you to stop that. -Make me! 342 00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:14,178 (LAUGHING) 343 00:16:14,599 --> 00:16:15,555 Huh? 344 00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:20,302 SHERLOCK: It was a charmed life for us cursed beings. 345 00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:26,812 That is, until your uncle closed up shop. 346 00:16:40,458 --> 00:16:44,952 We've been waiting ten years to get our revenge on Stan for locking us away. 347 00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:50,711 But we got the wrong guy. 348 00:16:50,927 --> 00:16:52,759 (STAN COUGHING, SPITTING) 349 00:16:53,638 --> 00:16:56,847 So you were trying to murder Grunkle Stan for real? 350 00:16:57,058 --> 00:17:00,551 You were right all along, Dipper. Wax people are creepy! 351 00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:01,809 Enough! 352 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:05,935 Now that you know our secret, you must die! 353 00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:07,106 (ALL GROWLING) 354 00:17:09,987 --> 00:17:11,352 What do we do? What do we do? 355 00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:12,607 I don't know... 356 00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:18,154 (SCREAMS) 357 00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:22,914 That's it! We can melt them with hotty, melt y things! 358 00:17:24,919 --> 00:17:27,331 Anyone move, and we'll melt you into candles! 359 00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:28,878 Decorative candles! 360 00:17:29,090 --> 00:17:32,333 You really think you can defeat us? 361 00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:34,509 -I don't know. I'm not really sure. -It's worth a shot I guess. 362 00:17:34,679 --> 00:17:36,795 So be it. Attack! 363 00:17:38,015 --> 00:17:39,130 Aaah! 364 00:17:40,309 --> 00:17:41,549 Uhh! Aaah! 365 00:17:42,603 --> 00:17:43,559 (GRUNTS) 366 00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:48,606 Interview this, Larry King! 367 00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:51,025 My neck! My beautiful neck! 368 00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:53,319 -Aah! -Joke's on you, Groucho! 369 00:17:53,531 --> 00:17:55,647 I've heard about a cutting remark, but this is ridiculous! 370 00:17:55,866 --> 00:17:57,482 Why is there nothing in my hand? 371 00:17:58,244 --> 00:17:59,405 (ROARING) 372 00:18:01,956 --> 00:18:05,574 Ha! Genghis Khan, you fell harder than the... 373 00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:09,078 I don't know, Jin Dynasty? Yeah. All right. 374 00:18:10,881 --> 00:18:12,042 Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! 375 00:18:13,009 --> 00:18:13,965 What's up with that? 376 00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:15,507 Dipper, watch out! 377 00:18:17,722 --> 00:18:19,838 All right, let's get this taken care of. 378 00:18:22,685 --> 00:18:23,720 Catch! 379 00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:31,520 Uh... Uh... 380 00:18:31,736 --> 00:18:33,852 Once your family is out of the way, 381 00:18:34,071 --> 00:18:36,187 we'll rule the night once again! 382 00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:39,611 Don't count on it! 383 00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:42,743 Come back here, you brat! 384 00:18:52,590 --> 00:18:54,752 You really think you can outwit me, boy? 385 00:18:55,009 --> 00:18:59,469 I'm Sherlock bleeding Holmes! Have you seen my magnifying glass? 386 00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:00,841 It's enormous! 387 00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:03,047 (EXCLAIMING) 388 00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:11,522 (SIGH OF RELIEF) 389 00:19:13,611 --> 00:19:15,693 Any last words? 390 00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:16,986 Um... 391 00:19:17,365 --> 00:19:18,696 You got any sunscreen? 392 00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:20,444 Got any... What? 393 00:19:21,452 --> 00:19:22,567 (GASPS) 394 00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:26,200 -No. -You know, letting me lead you outside, 395 00:19:26,415 --> 00:19:27,871 probably not your sharpest decision. 396 00:19:28,042 --> 00:19:30,909 Outsmarted by a child in short pants? 397 00:19:31,128 --> 00:19:33,165 [[511 398 00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:35,663 Fiddlesticks! Humbugs! 399 00:19:35,966 --> 00:19:39,630 It's a total kerfuffle! What a hullabaloo... 400 00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:41,594 Case closed! 401 00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:44,384 (SNEEZES) (SHERLOCK LAUGHS) 402 00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:46,428 You sneeze like a kitten. 403 00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:51,563 Those policemen were right, you're adorable. Adorable! 404 00:19:52,316 --> 00:19:53,351 Ew. 405 00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:58,649 Though our group be cleft in twain, man of wax shall rise again! 406 00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:00,821 -You know any limericks? -Uh... 407 00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:03,820 There once was a dude from Kentucky... 408 00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:04,946 'Mine! _ Aah'! 409 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,740 Dipper! You're okay! 410 00:20:06,956 --> 00:20:09,038 You solved the mystery after all. 411 00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:11,287 I couldn't have done it without my sidekick. 412 00:20:11,502 --> 00:20:13,743 No offense, Dipper, but you're the sidekick. 413 00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:16,162 What? Says who? Are people saying that? Have you heard that? 414 00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:19,959 Hot Belgian waffles! What happened to my parlor? 415 00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:22,586 Your wax figures turned out to be evil, 416 00:20:22,763 --> 00:20:24,379 so we fought them to the death! 417 00:20:24,598 --> 00:20:25,838 I decapitated Larry King. 418 00:20:26,475 --> 00:20:29,217 (LAUGHS) You kids and your imaginations. 419 00:20:29,437 --> 00:20:31,678 On the bright side, though, look what we found. 420 00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:35,348 My head! I missed this guy! 421 00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:36,558 You done good, kids! 422 00:20:36,819 --> 00:20:38,935 All right, line up for some affectionate noogy-ing! 423 00:20:39,155 --> 00:20:40,236 I'm not so sure about that. 424 00:20:40,448 --> 00:20:41,904 Is there any other alternative? 425 00:20:42,116 --> 00:20:43,026 (LAUGHS) 426 00:20:43,284 --> 00:20:44,194 Noogie, noogie, noogie. 427 00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:45,571 (POLICE SIREN APPROACHES) 428 00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:47,534 Solved the case yet, boy? 429 00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:49,954 I'm so confident you're gonna say "no," 430 00:20:50,124 --> 00:20:53,492 that I'm gonna take a long, slow sip from my cup of coffee. 431 00:20:53,711 --> 00:20:55,827 (SLURPING) 432 00:20:56,046 --> 00:20:57,252 Actually, the answer is yes! 433 00:20:57,465 --> 00:20:58,421 (SPUTTERS) 434 00:20:59,008 --> 00:20:59,964 (SCREAMS) 435 00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:01,674 (SCREAMS) 436 00:21:01,886 --> 00:21:02,842 (SCREAMS) 437 00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:05,511 -It burns! It burns! -My eyes! Drive! Drive! 438 00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:07,383 (ALL LAUGHING) 439 00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:10,600 -They got scalded! -(CAR CRASHES) 440 00:21:11,020 --> 00:21:13,261 So, did you get rid of all of the wax figures? 441 00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:15,851 I am 99% sure that I did! 442 00:21:16,066 --> 00:21:17,306 Good enough for me! 443 00:21:21,155 --> 00:21:23,692 (LAUGHING) 444 00:21:23,908 --> 00:21:24,818 Huh? 445 00:21:25,034 --> 00:21:27,321 So, you're a rat. Tell me about that. 446 00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:29,156 Hey, get back here! 447 00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:31,157 I'm hopping! 448 00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:34,616 I'm hopping after a rat that stole my ear. 449 00:21:35,419 --> 00:21:36,329 Hmm. 450 00:21:36,545 --> 00:21:38,456 Hey, Dipper, what do you think is better? 451 00:21:38,672 --> 00:21:41,255 Sequins, or llama hair? 452 00:21:41,759 --> 00:21:46,378 The llama hair. Llamas are nature's greatest warriors. 453 00:21:48,682 --> 00:21:49,763 Thanks, Dipper!